Reporter: Is there any truth to the rumor that you along with Janet Reno and George Foreman
are opening a frozen yogurt shop in Lubbock Texas?
Billy: No it’s not true. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Almost as bad as that
story about me having a Twinkie fetish.
Reporter: Well do you?
Billy: *sheepishly* yeah I do. Can’t help it. When I see that golden sponge cake with the
creamy innards I lose all sense of self control. Sometimes when I’m in a place of solitude, I
dream about being a Twinkie.
Billy: You don’t think there’s anything wrong with that do you?
Reporter: uh no, no, not at all. Perhaps you are a sensitive person who isn’t afraid to get in
touch with his Twinkie side.
Billy: Think so?
Reporter: Sure Bill. Have you been working too hard lately or been under a lot of stress?
Billy: No. Why?
Reporter: No reason.
Billy: *sigh* I should have listened to my Rice Crispies. They told me not to discuss this
publicly.
Reporter: Come again?
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