Billy's Uncomfortable Situation

Trudie: Hey Bill what seems to be the problem?
Billy: I mistook a cactus for a chair, got some needles in my rear. Can you help?

Trudie: Hmmm...ah here they are.
Billy: Be gentle please.

Billy: Oh yeah, that’s much better! Amazing how a few cactus needles can put a kink in your groove.
Trudie: Ooooh, think I've found myself a new job: Cactus needle extractor.