My Fans Await Me


Billy: *thinking to self* Wow, this is quite a turn out! All these people here just to see me! Hmmm...look at all these kids. Didn't know I was such a hit with the young ones.



Billy: Good afternoon Barstow! It's great to see you all here. You guys ready for some rock and roll?!



*kid shouting from audience* Hey, you're not the Easter Bunny! We were told the Easter Bunny was gonna be here!
Billy: Huh?
*another kid shouting* Yeah! We want the Easter Bunny!
*all the kids start chanting* BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!



Billy: Oh, I am the Easter Bunny. Uh, I was in a bad accident and this was the best they could do for me. I know it's sad, I lost the ears and tail...but I've learned to cope.
*kid in audience shouts* If you're the Easter Bunny, why are you doing rock and roll?!
Billy: Well, Easter is a one day gig for me. I've gotta do something the rest of the year. Besides, I need money to buy all those goodies I deliver Easter morning!


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