Can't Touch This

Interviewer: Would you take off your cap so I can run my hand over your sexy head?

Billy: Hey I don’t think so, that’s kinda freaky.

Interviewer: Because when I close my eyes I can totally picture it...me running my hands over your gray thinning hair....ooooh the thrill. The pleasure. The mystique...ooooh baby.

Billy: Whoa. Um I think I need to get home, I’ve got that Ewok roast in the oven. Should be done about now.

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