I'm Too Sexy...

I’m going to the beach tomorrow. Gonna slip on my wet suit and go surfing.

What, I don’t look like the surfing type?

Well shows how much you know. Just because I don’t have sandy blonde hair and pretty boy looks doesn’t mean I can’t hang ten with the best of them.

You should see me in my wet suit. I’m a beefcake, almost too sexy for it. Every girl’s dream. They love my muscular physique. Especially my rock hard abs. I have to go now, need to get some tanning oil and rub it all over my sexy body.

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