Shoe Shine

Billy: Oh how cute, a lemur. Come over here, little guy.

Billy: Ugh, gross!!! It’s taking a nasty explosive diarrhea dump on my shoes!

Billy: Argh! It’s sloshing in my shoes! This is disgusting. Whose lemur is this anyways!
Interviewer: Oh sorry Bill, it’s the station's pet mascot, Lenny the lemur. Guess he doesn’t like you.

Billy: I’m offended! I am William Joel!!! Not a lemur’s litter box! HMPF! See if I ever do an interview here again.

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