Who would have ever guessed that I would be voted Seventeen Magazine’s sexiest man of the
year. What are those teenage girls thinking? I always assumed they were drooling over the
Backstreet Boys or those Nsync guys. But according to the survey, they’re not even on the list.
I read the article and it said that 95% of the girls surveyed voted for me. Reason being that I
have a classic look. My soulful green eyes are dreamy, and my gray goatee is scrumptious. The
young girls are actually sick of these pretty boys. They want to see a real man for a change.
I’m the number one pin up guy for girls ages 11-18. Wild huh.
You want to know what else is a riot? Since I now have this "sex symbol" status, Sports
Illustrated For Women approached me and wants me to do a photo shoot for their swimsuit
issue. Yeah, they want me to pose in a leopard print Speedo.
I told my girlfriend about this whole thing. She said it was gross and she would lock herself in
the shed and never come out if I did it. Oh well, can’t win them all. But her friends thought it
was a splendid idea.
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