Little Red Number

I was cleaning out the closet yesterday and came across a sexy red negligee. Must’ve been the ex-wife’s. Anyhoo, I was about to throw it into the yard sale box when I got an idea.

I thought "how would this look on me?" So I held it up and imagined myself in it. I liked the image so much I decided "oh heck why don’t I just try it on!" And so I did...

Oh, I felt like a little princess. Danced in front of the mirror admiring my exquisitely shapely self. Then I called the Marshmallow Peeps in and modeled it for them.

Guess what, I happen to be wearing it underneath this suit. You wanna see me in it, ‘cause the Peeps said I looked dang sexy!

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