*Billy’s Adventures At A Pot Luck*
Hostess: Bill we have a slight problem with the dish you brought.
Billy: Really? What’s wrong with it?
Hostess: It’s got mold...a lot of mold.
Billy: You said to bring a Jello mold, so I did. I thought it was a strange thing to ask for, but I
figured some people are weird and like moldy Jello.
Hostess: Uh Bill, I meant Jello mold as in Jello in one of those shaped containers, not Jello with
fungus.
Billy: Oh boy....my bad!
Billy: Have I ruined the pot luck for everyone?
Hostess: No. Actually the moldy Jello is the least of our problems. I asked Sting to bring
chocolate turtles, you know, the carmel, chocolate, pecan clusters?
Billy: Yes?
Hostess: Well he brought real turtles covered in chocolate. They’re toddling around on the
buffett table right now trying to bite people. And Sea World just called, said they want their turtles back!
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