A Special Message

Before we end this interview, I have a special message for my girlfriend Holly.

From the moment I met you six days ago, I knew my life would never be the same. You’re a wonderful person and I know I’m not much to look at and can be strange at times, but I’ve got a decent job and I’ll take good care of you...

and I can do this neat thing with my thumb! Ya know, there’s no bone right here so I can squish it and bend it and twist it....it’s loads of fun. And if you listen real close, it makes some funny sounds when I do this. If you think that’s neat you should see what else I can do with the other parts of my body...

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is will you marry me?

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