Christmas Mayhem


Interviewer: You look tired. Busy day?
Billy: Boy, let me tell you, it was crazy.



Billy: First, I dropped off a box of fruitcakes at the Spark Of Love Toy Drive and took a bag of toys to the Apple Valley Holiday Bake Sale. I was five miles down the road when I realized what I had done. Had to go back and straighten the whole mess out. I mean can you imagine some kid getting a fruitcake for Christmas? They would be traumatized and need therapy for years! I know because it once happened to me. I still have reoccurring nightmares about it.



Billy: After all that I went to the homeless shelter to serve meals. It was great being around the people, talking to them and helping them out. Then I drove over to Target to pick up a few things. Found the cutest snowman candles, on sale too! They’ll make a nice centerpiece for the table.



Interviewer: So are you ready to head on home, put your feet up and relax?
Billy: I’d like to but I need to go back to the shelter.
Interviewer: Helping out some more?
Billy: Not tonight. There’s a hot chick who volunteers there and she agreed to join me for dessert.


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