Interviewer: Billy would you be interested in a kitten? We found this litter in the studio parking
lot. They’re the cutest little things you’ve ever seen.
Billy: Ok let me see ‘em. Where are ya furry fluff balls.
Interviewer: *holds out box with kittens*
Billy: Holy Hell, those aren’t kittens! Those are baby skunks! Get them away before they skunk
me!
Interviewer: Oh sorry...gee guess they are skunks. Thought they were just funny looking kittens.
Billy: You’re dang straight those are skunks!
Interviewer: Well I hate to say this but you’re gonna have to take them.
Billy: Huh? I don’t think so!
Interviewer: They think you’re their mother. Look how excited they are. Must be because you
all have the same hair coloring.
Billy: What am I going to do with five stinky baby skunks?
Interviewer: Take them on tour with you?
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