Interviewer: Do you have your Christmas shopping done?
Billy: I’m glad to say that I do.
Interviewer: Who was the easiest person to shop for?
Billy: My girlfriend Sara Lee.
Billy: She’s into baking and cooking so I got her a muffin tin.
Interviewer: A muffin tin? You really think she’ll like it?
Billy: Why wouldn’t she?
Interviewer: I hope she not expecting something like a ring.
Billy: If she doesn’t like it, I’ll tell her she’d better appreciate all the effort, because I racked my
brain so hard in trying to pick out the perfect gift that my hair fell out! I’ll lay a guilt trip on her,
blaming her for my hair loss if she squeaks about not receiving a ring.
Billy: Think that will work?
Interviewer: Is she blonde?
Billy: Yes
Interviewer: It’ll work.
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