Elton: Good morning and welcome to "Wake Up California." I'm Elton John and this is my co-host Billy Joel.
Today I'm giving Billy an Easter fashion make-over.
Billy: This should be good.
Elton: First, let's start with some eyewear.
Elton: Check ‘em out.
Billy: Wow! These glasses are cool. Everything’s so pink!
Elton: The glasses are a nice start. Now about that suit...I have the perfect Easter Bunny outfit for you.
Billy: You're not gonna make me put on ears and a poofy tail are you?
Elton: Well sure, you can't be a bunny without the ears! Oh don't fret Billy dear, it won't be that bad. You'll look marvelous!
Billy: That's what you said last year when you stuffed me into that purple bunny suit! And if you'll recall I was
kidnapped and roughed up by Joel Siegel and Roger Ebert!
Elton: It wasn't that bad was it?
Billy: They left me dangling by my bunny ears on a freeway sign over Interstate 15! I was hanging there for two hours
before I was rescued!
Elton: Ooooh that's right... But you did get a lot of news coverage and there was an increase in your album sales afterwards.
Billy: *sigh* ...I was able to get a song outta that experience too. All right, I'll put on the ears.
Elton: That's the spirit!
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