Earth To Elton

Billy: What are you doing?
Elton: The aliens are trying to communicate with me again.

Elton: Oh dear, it sounds like a distress message. Billy we must go help them!

Billy: Elton, how many times do I have to tell you, there are no aliens communicating with you! You’re picking up radio reception from that dental filling you got last week!

Elton: No I'm not.
Billy: Yes you are, aliens don't talk to British people.
Elton: How do you know?
Billy: 'Cause I saw it on a tv show. They only talk to Americans who live in trailer parks in the middle of nowhere.
Elton: Bummer.

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