How Corny

Have you seen that place at the mall, Hot Dog On A Stick? They have that vat of lemonade that just sits there, reminds me of a stagnate pond. Every time I see it I expect to see the ‘skeeters breeding in that stuff.

When I was in the food court watching them dip those hot dogs into the batter and frying them up, I got this wonderful idea. Why not put corny exteriors on other kinds of food? You know, sandwiches, hamburgers, salads, burritos. Wouldn’t that be neat?

No? You think that’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever heard?

Gee, and I wanted to open a chain of those places. Maybe my carmel potato on a stick idea isn’t too swell either.

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