Um, can you hand me that can of bug spray. There’s a swarm of caterpillars heading this way...I
hate caterpillars, creepy hairy little weird things! Ugly as sin too!
Oh great now I’ve got a pile of dead caterpillars at my feet. When I get up I’m gonna step on
them...gross. Green caterpillar guts will be all over the place. Then they’ll start to rot and reek
like crap. Geez. I’ll have to burn this place. Dang caterpillars!
Wife: Billy, have you seen my pet caterpillars, they escaped from their jar!
Billy: UH OH!
Wife: They should be easy to find, there's about 7000 of them.
Billy: Hey honey, how would you like it if I got you a Chia Pet?
Wife: A Chia Pet?
Billy: Ok then how about a Chupacabra
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