Summer Camp

*Billy’s adventures at Rock Star Summer Camp* This place isn’t too bad. Relaxing you know. A lot of great activities. Sting and I made beaded necklaces and friendship bracelets yesterday. Then I went kayaking with Bono and Dave Mathews. After dinner, we roasted marshmallow Peeps by the campfire and sang Kumbaya. Only bad thing was Richie Sambora kept lighting the Peeps on fire and nearly burnt down the cabins. He got a real kick out of it, and get this, it inspired Dylan to write a song!

And did you see that breakfast buffet they have?! What was some of that stuff? Man, I couldn’t believe Henley ate all those nasty Nutri-Grain bars. And what was up with those raisins? They were gigantic.

ooooh those were prunes? Wow, Ray Charles told me those were raisins on steroids. What a relief. That Ray’s a feisty one. On Monday he yelled "shark" while me and Springsteen were swimming in the lake. Scared the crap out of us.

Now that I have that raisin mystery solved, I just need to figure out a way to get back at The Moody Blues. They swiped my shorts and ran them up the flagpole...while I was still in them.

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