One day a representative from the "Homes For Hares" approached Billy and asked him if he
would adopt a bunny. "He’s the sweetest little guy and he needs a loving home. Won’t you
please consider adopting him?" Billy being the nice guy he is agreed to do so. "How hard can it
be?" he thought.
Billy began having second thoughts about his decision when in the middle of an interview Bunny
interrupted him and made a fifteen minute speech regarding world domination.
Billy also found out that Bunny was a very unruly creature and threw tantrums when things did
not go his way. When Billy wouldn’t allow Bunny to sing his "World Domination" song at a
concert, Bunny took a dump in the red water cup on Billy’s piano.
Billy finally had enough of Bunny’s shenanigans. He slipped on his gladiator suit and recruited
his dragon Skippy. Together they set out to stop the evil vermin once and for all.
On a sunny afternoon as Bunny was laying out his plans of world domination, Billy and Skippy
sneaked up on him, grabbed him by his ears and plunged him into a can of Spam.
As Bunny struggled, he was encased and dissolved in Spam’s protective gelatinous coating.
Billy exhaled a sigh of relief. He and Skippy could once again resume living a normal life.
Disclaimer: Billy Joel with bunny photos created with Photoshop 6.0. For entertainment
purposes only.
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