Charlie: The author of this "Billy Joel In A Jelly Roll" website is having a birthday today.
Anything you’d like to say to her?
Billy: Yeah, leave me alone. You have a deranged sense of humor and need a new hobby.
Billy: What’s with this chick? She writes these crazy so called comics about me. Got me in
situations I would never be in. What was with that one about me and the red negligee? The
nerve!
Charlie: *laughing hysterically* That’s one of my favorites! The thought of you in a negligee!
And I almost wet my pants when I read "Twinkie Turvy"! I can totally picture you being a
Twinkie.
Billy: That’s not funny! Her site is insulting and demeaning! Besides, she’s so pretentious that
she has written a comic in honor of her own birthday!
Charlie: Come on Bill, it’s not that bad. Why don’t you wish her a happy birthday?
Billy: Yeah, yeah, all right. Fine. Happy Birthday....get a life and please, no more comics
about me wearing women’s clothing!
Charlie: What about the Twinkies?
Billy: I guess I have to be honest...I really do dream about being a Twinkie.
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