Billy: So what you’re saying is that you haven’t bought my new album yet.
Charlie: I’m sorry. I’ve been very busy lately
Billy: Oh that’s a classic excuse
Billy: Well Charlie, do you know what happens to bad little boys who don’t buy Mr. Joel’s albums???
Charlie: Um no
Billy: Let me tell you
Billy: It makes Mr. Joel very angry. Very angry indeed. And you don’t want Mr. Joel to be angry.
Things get very ugly when Mr. Joel is angry. Mr. Joel does things he normally wouldn’t do. He
might have the urge to shuck and devour you like an oyster, leaving only your head to be
shrunken and made into a key chain.
Billy: And you wouldn’t want that to happen to you now, would you? Now be a good boy and buy Mr. Joel’s album.
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