We need to have a talk. I appreciate you guys thinking of me on my birthday and sending stuff,
but I’ve gotta draw the line at tarantulas! Especially a box full of them. They do NOT make
good birthday presents.
And no, Billy is not "afraid of spiders." He just doesn’t care to have dozens of hairy,
eight-legged, creepy-eyed creatures wandering around his house! If anything hairy and creepy is going to wander
around my house, it's going to be me!
So please, no more pets. That gecko someone sent me last year got out of his cage and took
up residence in my toaster. Had to buy a new one so I could cook my Pop Tarts.
If you want to give me a present, you can never go wrong with Sea Monkeys! The Piano Man always wants some Sea Monkeys!
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