Did you hear about my latest project? I’m shooting a James Bond movie and guess who’s
playing James Bond...me! It’s a dream come true.
They needed a suave, debonair, handsome man. Pierce Brosnan wasn’t available for this installment, so they chose
me. I mean look at this face... I am the epitome of picturesque good looks. Every man wishes
he looked like me. It’s a little known fact, but Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt cry themselves to sleep
every night because they want to be as good looking as I am.
Now, the best part of it is....are you ready....I have scenes where I’m wearing a rhinestone studded Speedo! Let me tell you, that
Speedo looks great on my hot physique.
And if that’s not enough of me for ya, check out my new 2002 Beefcake calendar. Twelve months of my sizzling, sexy self.
What more could you want?
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